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Happy Birthday, aunt_deen!

Oh, and Ray, one more thing.  I assume you realize that it’s [info]aunt_deen 's birthday.

[info]aunt_deen .  Long hair, smells good.  She’s kinda sweet on me right?

Well, yes, I’d say she shows signs of a deep affection for you.  I wouldn’t call it love.  I don’t think I’d even call it attraction.  It’s more of an appreciation of the unique…

Fraser.  Birthday.

Yes, Ray, sorry.  I meant that I think we should do something to honor the day.

Great.  You handle that.  Is she Canadian?  Get her one a them jerky samplers you like so much.  A necklace made outta moose tusks.  Somethin’ of that nature.  Why am I having this conversation?

Moose don’t have tusks, Ray.  Though it’s interesting that you say that.  There have been some recent archeological discoveries near Saskawottamie National Reserve that suggest…


Yes.  I propose that we really extend ourselves for this occasion.  What is it that your house boys say?  Really “give it on”.

Well that’s either “give it up” or “get it on” and either way, I’m not liking your inspeculation.

Actually, I think you understand me perfectly, Ray!  To put it bluntly, I suggest a kiss.  Between us.

Fraser, I am not kissing you for any girl, no matter what she smells like.  I mean, no offense, you’re good looking.  Some might even say great looking, actually.  You have nice eyes and you got that whole broad-chested thing goin’ on and you’re hair looks kinda stiff, but actually it’s really soft.  Like, softer than a girl’s hair.  How do you get it that way? 

Ray. Ray. Ray. Ray.  It’ll take 10 seconds.  Rise to the occasion.  Do it for her.

Fraser, I’m not kissing you!  I don’t even like thinkin’ about it and I definitely don’t wanna talk about it.  It makes me feel all…funny inside and I don’t like that feeling one bit. 

Understood.  I respect your decision. ……………I don’t suppose you’d consider a blow job?

Now you're talkin'.


( 9 comments — Leave a comment )
Sep. 12th, 2008 03:32 pm (UTC)
Fic!! Mary writing fic!
*uses smelling salts to come around from the shock*

I've never seen Due South, but it's still funny, all the same. :D

And, more to the point...happy birthday, aunt_deen! *shoves a whole leftover Ben and Jerry's ice cream cake through the intertubes*

As Babycurl would say, "Hawwpy Burfday! Hoor-ray!" Complete with victory arms on the hurray, of course. :D
Sep. 12th, 2008 03:46 pm (UTC)
*uses smelling salts to come around from the shock*

I know. 8-)

Thanks, on behalf, for the bday wishes. I'm sure she'll come around in a bit.
Sep. 12th, 2008 04:36 pm (UTC)
Best birthday present evah! Now if we can just get the boys to actually come through...

Seriously, mary, we're leading you down the slashy primrose path.

Thanks for the good wishes, amy!

Sep. 12th, 2008 05:39 pm (UTC)
Happy Birthday, aunt_deen
Sep. 12th, 2008 08:33 pm (UTC)
Happy birthday, aunt_deen!

Here's to a year filled with many more happy surprises! :)
Sep. 12th, 2008 05:16 pm (UTC)
Happy birthday, aunt_deen!

I say, if your birthday can get mary to write fic, and porny, slashy fic at that....you oughta have some more of them! ;-)
Sep. 12th, 2008 05:45 pm (UTC)
Happy birthday (again), aunt deen!

Clearly, your sister knows what you like. ;-)
Sep. 24th, 2008 12:51 am (UTC)
Hee. What a cute little snippet!
Sep. 24th, 2008 01:11 am (UTC)
Aw, thank you. I'm honored, really! *curties*
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